Hi Internet User,

You probably landed here in this barren land by mistake but I, your humble guide, is here to give you direction on your way out from this place.

This place used to be the home of a bunch of school/college students and pro-programmers interested in Computer Programming and technical aspects of Software and Network Security during 2002-2006 before we gave up on our habbit of smoking pot & worshipping Lord Shiva on a daily basis. Presently, most of us are still breathing on God's green earth and living a moderately pleasant life as industry sellouts since our family and friends wants us to grow up and B-Practical!

In case you are looking to hire people with basic knowledge of Computer and Network Security, you can reach us by dropping a line on your pipe.
Just copy paste the garbage below in your non-Debian bash shell to reach us:

echo "Hello, I need a guy with suit and tie to click button and secure my network" > /dev/tcp/nsa.gov/31337

If you are wondering how that will reach us: We sniff the WHOLE internet using our gov sponsored ethical sniffer program with a fancy web UI, written ofcourse in Java/J2EE, but due to the HUGE amount of the collected data and our incompetence in the area of advanced data mining, it might take us some time to respond back. But you definitely can expect a reply before the universe collapses back into a HUGE pile of burning shit.

Go here if you are remotely interested in seeing how this place used to look like before we sold our souls to the devil.

p.s: If you want to personally insult us by saying something like grow-up-kids, arrogant-assholes etc. please do not take the pain as we are well aware of these little facts of life!